Tuesday, December 13, 2011


Last night I had a nightmare that I got a BLT and it had 5 slices of tomato in it.


Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Random Moose

November 22nd, 2011- I had a dream I was at Claghorn Christmas (big family get-together at my grandparent's house) sitting in a chair, when a moose walked into the room and came up to me. I started petting it and telling everyone to calm down, as it was being friendly and letting me pet it. Then everyone started laughing out of no where, the moose opened up around the neck, and there was a person in it. So it was just a very realistic moose costume. I'd been petting a fake moose the whole time. haha

Saturday, August 6, 2011

A little bit ago I was dreaming that I was watching Between the Buried and Me live from back & side stage. When I was waking up I still had the song they were playing stuck in my head. I then realized that I created the song subconsciously and was like OH NO I CAN’T LOSE THIS NOT THIS TIME so I forced myself to get completely awake and got on GarageBand (which I hardly know how I use…) and picked whatever MIDI instrument I could to record the (very short) part I remembered.

Of course, I still failed to recreate what I actually had going in my dream/when I was half asleep. Oh well, still got something, haha.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Worst kiss ever.

July 10th, 2011- Never in my life have I ever received a kiss nearly as bad as the one that I received in one of my dreams last night.

If the person who it was ever attempts to make out with me in real life, I will run for my life.

It was so very bad.

There were a couple of dudes right next to us playing video games. She left after the horrid kissing and I looked at one of the guys who clearly saw it happen and was like "Good lord, what just happened? That was terrifying." and so then he runs to where the girl went and was like "________, CLAG JUST TOLD ME-" when I then freaked out because I thought he was going to be a dick and tell her I thought it was horrid. He continued, "-HE WANTS YOU TO SUCK HIS DICK!", and of course I yelled "OH GOD WHAT?!", though while that thought was horrifying, I was relieved that he had said that instead.

Apparently I was not dreaming lucidly enough to deny the kiss. If only!

Never again, please.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Must be some good butter.

June 27th, 2011- I was just sitting at a table somewhere eating lunch. Dennis was sitting across from me, and Eric was sitting a few spots to my right (no one in between and no one next or across from him). There was a jar of butter next to me, which I used a little of. Dennis then used some and passed it over to Eric. Eric goes, "WHAT THE HELL? WHO USED SO MUCH BUTTER?" like it was something important that he needed. The view goes back to me. The jar of butter somehow managed to find its way back into my hands. I had scooped out the remains, shoved it in my mouth, sort of dazed off with my head hitting the table with butter oozing all over it. Then all the sudden I was playing Halo (1st person view not 3rd).

Also had a family gathering dream at aunt Debbie's house which included my grandma getting overly excited when hugging me from behind and she started to like... hump me. I was like OH GOD WTF?! I also remember asking my sister if you can still get a tan when wearing sunscreen.


Monday, June 27, 2011


Dec 30th, 2009- These dreams involved some interesting games. The first game was in a pool. 2 teams. There was a large wall on each side of the wall, it didn't go all the way to the floor though. The teams would start behind these walls. Also behind the walls, there were areas to swim beneath the pool to the other side of the pool. Anyway, the point of the game was to eliminate the other team. There were 7 rounds. I did recognize the people on my team, though I don't remember who they were now. I didn't know who anyone on the other team was. We would single people out, and take them out as a group. They'd be swimming under water, and we would circle around them, and either throw them up out of the water or just hold them under until they drowned (I don't remember which it was). If it ended up being 1 on 1, I'm pretty sure we just had to choke the person to death. I was the last person left on a few rounds. I just remember that we ended up winning overall, and that I was able to take out multiple people for a win by myself.

The 2nd game I don't remember very well. It was in the barn at our log home. I remember it being scary in a way, but I really don't know how or why it was scary. We had to get to the other side of the barn without dying I'm guessing, and then ride horses out into the woods. It was one big team effort. Some of the people included in this game were my dad, Tara, Lacey, Kristine, and many more. When we got to the end of the barn, I saw scores. I got first place. I don't know how the point system worked, since I got the 2nd most amount of kills (apparently we had to kill things to get through). Tara got the most kills, which was around 71, when I got around 42 I think. Anyway, I still got first place. Lacey got 2nd place. After we got to the end of the barn, we all rode the horses down the path in our woods. There were large creatures that would start attacking us, and we would destroy them together. That part didn't last long, but just ended while we were on the path. I also remember little bats flying out of the barn. I really wish I remembered more detail on the 2nd 'game', because there was so much more going on. It was a dream that I kept waking up and falling asleep during, and I was trying to keep myself awake to avoid it continuing. The 2nd 'game' was scary, and I know that, but I really can't see why. I also know that it really took team effort to get through the 2nd game, and it took team work in the first game as well.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Every once in awhile I have dreams where ME/CFS is seemingly nonexistent. Last night I was KILLING it on drums. It was awesome. Until I woke up of course.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Little Beheader

May 29th, 2011- Took place in an apparently new house that my mom bought recently. The dream had been going on for quite a bit before the place I can remember: I opened the back door to the house, and Jackie Chan (my cat) comes walking towards me with her head cut off. I yell for my mom and see her head on the ground at the same time (how she was still walking and had a sense of direction, I don't know haha). I headed down to the basement to find a little boy with two long, thin blades, one in each hand. I honestly can't remember anything that happened after me just trying to not get my head sliced off by this kid.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Last night I had a dream that I pooped my pants.

I also had a dream where I was being chased by zombies.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Why hello... storm.

March 20th, 2011- I was in some sort of gym, and there were 3 different sports being played in sections of the gym. I think I was there at this school visiting Isaac Fast. He was the only person in the swimming section, and he didn't like swimming, but his dad made him do swimming instead of letting him play basketball like he wanted to. After that, Isaac went to class and I followed him into the classroom to say goodbye. As I was leaving the classroom, I had a brief moment with a girl who had long dark hair as we passed each other by. As I was leaving the school, an older black lady hollered at me from behind, running towards me. When she got closer she realized I wasn't who she thought I was, which was apparently some long lost love of hers. She started to tell me whatever the story was about her and whoever she mistook me as as she continued walking, me following. She headed toward a restaurant as she continued to tell me the story, so I soon found myself there as well. Getting distracted by another woman and her child, the lady walked away with them. I stood there, leaning against a post right outside the restaurant, not realizing what I was doing there, but not really caring either. The sky was very dark at this point, as if a storm was coming. A short time later, the same girl I passed on the way out of the school (the one with the long dark hair) came out of the restaurant, telling me to come inside because a very bad storm was about to hit. She went back inside, and I followed shortly after. As I walked in, I noticed everyone in the restaurant was looking at the one TV in the restaurant, which had the weather on it at the moment. The girl with the long dark hair looked at me and smiled as I walked in and stood next to her. We turned our attention to the weather on the TV like everyone else, and then I started to wake up. Instead of opening my eyes, I attempted to keep the dream going, but on a more conscious level. I didn't feel ready to leave that dream, as it really left me wondering what would happen next.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Had a dream last night that I went to the store and they were out of organic unsalted corn chips FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Don't f*** with my wife

January 21st, 2011- I only remember the more intense part of this dream. I had a wife (not anyone I actually know) that I lived with in what seemed to be a one room house. There was a man in our house that clearly was there for trouble. He was trying to hurt us or kill us or something. We couldn't call the police or anything, because we knew that this man had 'connections' with them and they wouldn't do anything. I managed to shove the guy into a corner floor cabinet, which apparently had no top, so his head was popping out of the top. I put a bag over his head and tried to suffocate him. He ended up busting out of the cabinet, so I grabbed a metal rake (it just happened to be in the room… haha) and started to stab him in the chest with the end part of it. They wouldn't do a thing, and he just laughed and said he won't die. I kept trying to stab him even more with the rake. He was walking toward me and I was backing up at the same time. He then decided to push my wife onto the floor, and then jumped on her. He was going to rape her. Soooo I ended up shoving the rake stick up his ass so far that it came out his mouth. That stopped him!

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Ah man, 2011 had to start with a horrifying dream.

I don't want to go back to sleep now.

I don't want to watch my friends be brutally tortured and killed and then be tortured and left to die again. ;_;

And then somehow end up in an oriental restaurant alive and asking the only english-speaking person there where I can find vegan strawberry ice cream.

I'll just focus on that last part.