Monday, July 11, 2011

Worst kiss ever.

July 10th, 2011- Never in my life have I ever received a kiss nearly as bad as the one that I received in one of my dreams last night.

If the person who it was ever attempts to make out with me in real life, I will run for my life.

It was so very bad.

There were a couple of dudes right next to us playing video games. She left after the horrid kissing and I looked at one of the guys who clearly saw it happen and was like "Good lord, what just happened? That was terrifying." and so then he runs to where the girl went and was like "________, CLAG JUST TOLD ME-" when I then freaked out because I thought he was going to be a dick and tell her I thought it was horrid. He continued, "-HE WANTS YOU TO SUCK HIS DICK!", and of course I yelled "OH GOD WHAT?!", though while that thought was horrifying, I was relieved that he had said that instead.

Apparently I was not dreaming lucidly enough to deny the kiss. If only!

Never again, please.